Thursday, July 09, 2009

Communicating

Musician sticks it to United Airlines for busting his guitar.

Personally, I would have gone with "angry" and "hateful," but kudos to the guy for singling out one of the corporate hags by name. I hope her kids get picked on at school and she catches malaria on her next holiday.



Not everyone can be a wordsmith. But if your major intellectual accomplishment is having good hair, hire a speechwriter next time you quit public office.



"The cat was unanimous."


Of course, nothing matches hockey players trying to spill the beans.



"A high of 76 and a low of 58. Probably at night?"

2 comments:

Bill Needle said...

I can't wait for Stompin' Tom Connors to cover that song. Except they could call it Greyhound Breaks Guitars.

Bunky said...

Not sure which was harder to watch, the ramblings of the Alaskan gov or those 2 hockey heroes trying to prognosicate. Both were equally brutal in this reporter's estimation.